One of the managers I work with is the kind of person who likes the sound of his own voice because no one does. Granted, he can get the job done but that doesn’t mean I like him.

He called out to me, jokingly, last night telling me to hurry up when I had plenty of time left to which I told him to cool his jets. He chuckled replying; “You know, you’re lucky I like you.”

To which I replied, dryly; “Mate, you act like I care.”

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If you haven't seen this EqD article yet, I advise you to take it with a grain of salt.

If you have seen it, I advise you to take it with a grain of salt AND consider the source.

Guys...Big Jim is trolling on Twitter. VERY OBVIOUSLY trolling on Twitter.

WHY Equestria Daily thought this tweet was newsworthy, I have no idea, but they've blown it out of proportion and created a panic.

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As someone who's been in fandom for 25+ years, and witnessed no less than 2,500 ship wars in real time:

If we just declared all fictional characters bi/pan/takeyourpick up front (as opposed to waiting, y'know, half a decade), we could legit save enough human energy to perpetually power a small continent.

Like Australia.

Think about it.

We could power Australia.

Another one bites the dust!

Yup, a new chapter has been posted. Holy hell am I on fire!

We're so close to the end! I hope you all enjoyed it thus far, and if you didn't... please, let me know.

I've never been to a con, but damn this shit is scary

Please read that blog. It's really important.
I know I don't usually post serious stuff here, but I have more followers here than on my serious blog account. And this needs a stronger signal boost than ~40 people.

I just encountered how Titanium Dragon has been smeared by the hard-core socialists on this site, and just reading through it is making me physically ill. The people slandering him aren't just random people; they're popular authors and community members, some of whom have written stories that I very much like... yet they're acting nothing like the values that their stories promote. They've called him everything from a homophobe to a racist, literally using witch-hunting tactics like "I didn't

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I haven't even taken my hydrocodone and I feel exhausted. I'm about to have math long period, too. And the sub is so salty! I have her for the next three months. After that it gets easier. I just don't want to fall asleep during class. Hope your days are going well.

Edit/Update: The search by 'heat' doesn't treat story length in quite the same way as the Featured Box's full algorithm does, so the results are NOT entirely comparable. When I tested this initially, the Box had such a large proportion of Anon stories in it that any discrepancy in NON-ANON story results wasn't initially obvious.
Sorry!

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I don’t like talking about serious stuff. This place is supposed to be a haven for fun stories, epic adventures tales, fluff, romance, and the occasional romp in the hay.

Sadly, things come to forth that demand me make my say in the matter. Specifically, this blog.

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Zootopia
by Walt Disney Animation Studios

Crime, Drama
108 minutes

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Joe Haldeman served a tour of duty in the Vietnam War, before he became well known as a science fiction writer.

I'm vacillating between blogging this story as providing examples partway through of the kind of dark humor, even graveyard humor, that sometimes shows up as a coping mechanism in war...

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THell's Belles

• MLP: FiM
• Adventure
• Comedy

Sweetie Belle and Sugar Belle go on a whirlwind heist. It goes exactly as well as you'd expect.

• Sex
• Profanity
• Sweetie Belle
• Sugar Belle

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For all your ridiculous fic needs. Also, have a bonus... something... I found on my drive. I think it was for a "Spontaneous Combustion" panic contest that I entered as a joke. Or something. I think it was a joke contest.

“Pinkie,” said Twilight evenly. “I’m not gonna judge you for your actions, and I know we all need a friend sometimes, but I just gotta know. Why’d you do it?”

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Okay, hi everyone. It's Pi Day. I forgot about that and had no pie today. Then again, maybe I should blame dyscalculia again. I have no clue. I've been... not doing so well? I'unno. Ice Star is a bitter bean. Not much is new. What will be new is a new chapter of Enemy of Mine that I am close to done with, writing stage-wise.

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